So bad its bad (but i still own the single)

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by..

In the summer Do you remember, Do you remember?

...when we met..That summer??

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits

Chinese food makes me sick.

And I think it's fly when girls stop by

for the summer,for the summer

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,

I'd take her if I had one wish,

But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,

Met you one summer and it all began

Your the best girl that I ever did see,

The great Larry Bird Jersey 33

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet

Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby

Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy

Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,

Left one day and never came back

Stayed all summer then went back home,

Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone

Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin

Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton

When I met you I said my name was Rich

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus]

Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie

Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,

Always been hip to the B-boY Style

Known to act wild and make girls smile,

Love New Edition and the Candy Girl

Remind me of you because you rock my world

You come from Georgia where the peaches grow

They drink lemonade and speak real slow

You love hip hop and rock n roll

Dad took off when you were 4 years old

There was a good man named Paul Revere

I feel much better baby when you're near

You love fun dip and cherry Coke,

I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke

When I met you I said my name was Rich

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,

Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song

Summertime girls are the kind I like,

I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks

My mind takes me back there oh so quick

Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit

Think about that summer and I bug, cause

I miss it Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese,

Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees

Call you up but whats the use

I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose

Came in the door I said it before,

I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure

When I met you I said my name was Rich

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

In the summer girls come and summer girls go

Some are worth while and some are so so,

Summer girls come and summer girls go

Some are worth while and some are so so,

Summertime girls got it goin on

Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song

Summertime girls are the kind I like

I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Repeat Chorus]

Now we all know that this song descends into the depths of crapitude. Musically, the song barely exists. Lyrically, the inanities in rhyming just build upon each other to create an utter dearth of substance.

So. What are your favorite lyrics from this treasure?

I've got dibs on "Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin'/Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton"

but only because in the third grade, I wrote a paper on Michael J. Fox as my most admired person.