And on the 3rd Day, Jesus became a brain-eating zombie

I seriously doubt that I will ever top Easter of Ought-Two, but this weekend is kicking into high gear and I haven't even left work yet. What's on the agenda, you ask?
First off Doug Aitken's opening at the Henry tonight with Maggie. If this is anything like the Turrell show, then I will wake up tomorrow at an ex's with a killer hangover, late for an appointment with a trainer at the gym (for which I had already paid), and with a stylish new pair of Adidas track pants.
Tomorrow, is movie night with the happily married (5 years today!!) Mike and Janice. We will be going to see The Nomi Song at the Northwest Film Forum.
Then Sunday, I will be hiding from zombi-fied Jesus. Who will have risen from the dead in search of brains! I think I will hide with Risa and her gracious family. Hopefully Jesus won't find us, and large martinis will.