why so down? you need a poop talk!

Even though I missed the KofC show this weekend, our amazing member supported radio station KEXP has their live performance from the Triple Door archived on-line. Some people were lucky enough to see them in person [ahem, Janice and Mike] in this venue, but even if you didn't, you have access to this recording and let me tell you, it is aces.
In other news . . .
Kelly and I had a wonderful discussion last night about poop. Her friend Claire had a colonic and she had all sorts of fascinating fun-facts about feces. Since our discussion, I have been lurking around in the murky waters of hydro-colonic cleansing via the inter-web, and have discovered many other fascinating facts. Did you know that, if you are of average weight, and are not very allergic to things, you are probably carrying around 10 - 25 pounds of dried poop in your colon! Can you imagine?
And that's just the poop that's lodged in your pooper. There are also parasites in your colon and intestinal track. In fact, one in three people have intestinal parasites. Yearly, parasites (intestinal, colonic, and others) kill more people than cancer! Cancer? That's hilarious.
Butt, you wonder, how can I take care of this imapcted, puterified poop and these villainous instestinal bugs? The answer, fortunately, is easy. Simply go to your nearest colon hydrotherapist, sit on their exclusively designed poop bed, insert a speculum into your rectum, turn on the warm water, and voila. All that crap just drains right out of you!
So I'm gonna get one. I'll report back to you guys after its all said and done. Maybe I'll take pcitures.
Now aren't you glad I'm back on-line?