Number of people under one roof - 4
All - Male
Hetero:Homo Ratio - 3:1
Steve 1, Steve 2, Matt
Jeremy
Number of Vehicles - 3
Make of Vehicles - Mazda
Model of Vehicles - Millenia, 626, Truck
Number of Televisions - 4
Number of Computers - 6
Laptop:Desktop Ratio - 1:1
Number of Gaming Systems - 7
X-Box(2), PS2(2), N64, Dreamcast, Gameboy Advance
All - Male
Hetero:Homo Ratio - 3:1
Steve 1, Steve 2, Matt
Jeremy
Number of Vehicles - 3
Make of Vehicles - Mazda
Model of Vehicles - Millenia, 626, Truck
Number of Televisions - 4
Number of Computers - 6
Laptop:Desktop Ratio - 1:1
Number of Gaming Systems - 7
X-Box(2), PS2(2), N64, Dreamcast, Gameboy Advance
Video games in current rotation
Soul Calibur 3, World of Warcraft, Castlevania Aria of Sorrow, Earthworm Jim
Number of housemates with Netflix subcribtions - 2
Number of Netflix movies currently at house - 5
NewRadio Seasons 1&2 (Disc2), Videodrome, Sins of the Fleshapoids, Perfect Blue, Mystery Science Theater 3000: Attack of the Killer Shrews
Television shows watched regularly by 3/4 of by housemates - 7
The Simpsons, King of the Hill, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Battlestar Galactica, Jeopardy!
Number of languages spoken in the house in the past week - 4
English, French, Mandarin, Ngala
Number of Periodical Subscriptions - 9
The New Yorker, The Wall Street Journal, Details, Dwell, Complex, Harper's, Interview, Electronic Gaming Monthly, BPM
Average number of hours when all housemates are home - 1.5
Average number of hours when any housemate is home - 23
Average age of housemate - 27.25
Number of housemates boning on a regular basis - 2
Best dry-erase board message from the last month -
Please don't masturbate in the shower. Please, Please!
Number of housemates with Netflix subcribtions - 2
Number of Netflix movies currently at house - 5
NewRadio Seasons 1&2 (Disc2), Videodrome, Sins of the Fleshapoids, Perfect Blue, Mystery Science Theater 3000: Attack of the Killer Shrews
Television shows watched regularly by 3/4 of by housemates - 7
The Simpsons, King of the Hill, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Battlestar Galactica, Jeopardy!
Number of languages spoken in the house in the past week - 4
English, French, Mandarin, Ngala
Number of Periodical Subscriptions - 9
The New Yorker, The Wall Street Journal, Details, Dwell, Complex, Harper's, Interview, Electronic Gaming Monthly, BPM
Average number of hours when all housemates are home - 1.5
Average number of hours when any housemate is home - 23
Average age of housemate - 27.25
Number of housemates boning on a regular basis - 2
Best dry-erase board message from the last month -
Please don't masturbate in the shower. Please, Please!
6 comments:
Number of periodicals omitted by the blogger: 1 (The Economist)
I was thinking about fucking with your head by saying, "Man:Boy ratio - 3:1" or Hetero:Homo:Bi ratio - 2:1:2". Its pretty clear who is the boy and who is bi-curious.
Also, I missed the Gamecube. And if you're going to include The Economist (which I have yet to see) then I could include The New Republic (which has yet to be transferred to the new address) bringing the total up to 11.
ew ew ew... and this is why I'll be getting a hotel room when I visit.
tennille
Please don't masturbate in the shower. Please, Please!
This should have two clarifying statements: 1)Unless you are the hunkiest guy in the house and 2)Unless the homo housemate gets to watch. I am just saying.
wait...is this your place or cocodorm.com?
The whiteboard message was to me. And I did let Jeremy watch sometimes.
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